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[Hello Luceti, the Ion on your screen today is actually Florian wearing a colored paper headdress with green feathers taped onto it. Also his old newfeather dress, because why not. Lying on the floor in a sudden fit of ennui, he picks up his journal for some chatting.]

Ion's chair broke...I wanted to play with it, too. [He pauses for a moment, thinking. If Ion's chair is broken, then does somebody have to carry him around? Or do they find a new chair? Or--oh hey there's a big stick under his bed he'd totally forgotten about that.]

...Is there a special way to punch people? Like how there's special ways to use a sword, and you have to practice and all of that. So maybe I could learn to fight like that, and then I could save the day and be a hero and ride a dragon and--

[He's been lifting the journal higher and higher over his head as he says this from his position on the floor, to the point that it's practically touching the floor--which is when it slips out of his fingers and falls shut. Oops.]

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There are a great many ways to punch a person, depending on the damage you wish to do.

There are? I don't know many different ways to do it.

As I said. That would depend on whether you wish to warn the person or whether you wish to send them flying. It's all in the swing, though you must pay mind to where you are hitting.

I trust this is all theoretical and in the case of an emergency?

All in the swing...okay. I think I know the part about where you're hitting though! Because some places hurt more than others, right?

...Yeah! It's for just-in-case.

Aiming for the kidneys is a wise move, not to mention the nose! A good punch to the nose will dismantle an assailant quite quickly.

I can do the nose! Where are the kidneys though? Are they in the chest?

...Not quite. No. They're located around the small of their back.

Hitting a chest would only hurt your hands! Or probably cause more damage than you'd like to.

Oh, I see, I see. I'll make sure not to hit the chest then.

[There's a serious nod along with this statement.]

Thank you for telling me where kidneys are!

You are most welcome. I hope that such information will be of use to you though I must admit it would be better if you never had to use it.

But if I ever do need to use it, I'll know! So it's really helpful.

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