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[positivelycharged]

[florian has been wandering around the village today, peeking in shops, attempting to climb trees, stalking bugs through the grass. the usual thing. he might have even run into one of you wonderful lucetians, it's a definite possibility.

it's been a really long time since he actually properly wrote in this journal thing of his, too, come to think of it - so sometime this afternoon, after a good few hours of running around, he sits down on the ground somewhere and asks an important question.]

I just thought of something...how do you know what you're not supposed to eat? Like, you can eat spinach but you shouldn't eat leaves.

...Do deer eat leaves? Maybe I can eat them after all...

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voice

[positivelycharged]

...That's right! I like it better that way. [he's used to this way!]

voice

[weaponry]

Okay! [ HOLD ON TO YOUR HANDLES, FLORIAN, TENTEN IS ABOUT TO MAKE A JUMP THAT NOT EVEN FONZIE COULD MAKE... ] From this point on, you're a member of Tenten's Survival Scouts! [ She just made this up. ] I have some friends that know a lot about plants that you can talk to, and you can observe which ones are safe to eat. I also know a little bit because, without me, my team would probably be dead by now because they confused carrots with hemlock. [ Oh yaaaay.... They aren't that bad, Tenten. ]

voice

[positivelycharged]

...Survival Scouts!! [whooooaaaa he gets to be in a team?!??!? this is super awesome.] So you have a whole team of people? Did they eat hemlock before? Is it bad? I'll be really great at observing, I promise!

voice

[weaponry]

Yeah.. I do. [ She actually doesn't but she doesn't want to break this kid's heart!!!!! ] I teach somethings at the academy from time to time. [ Weaponry training, mostly but this is still true. ] They haven't eaten hemlock before and hemlock is very bad. [ She pauses. ] It kills. [ Hemlock is bad mmkay. ]

voice

[positivelycharged]

Wow, really? So you're a teacher! [the best kind of person to learn from!

...there's a pause after the hemlock comment though.] Oh...I don't like dying.

voice

[weaponry]

Yep! I'm a teacher. It's what I do. [ beat. ] Teach.

Well, most people don't like dying so we'll do our best to avoid that. Okay? There's no way you'll be dying with my education!

voice

[positivelycharged]

Okay! Definitely no dying, that's good. This'll be really fun! [he cheers up pretty fast.]

voice

[weaponry]

Yes! It will. Do you stay in the village, or do you live somewhere else on the outskirts? [ She'll drop by and visit eventually with all types of plants plucked for his educational gain! ]

voice

[positivelycharged]

I live in a house! It's, um...across the bridge away from the stores. [florian's bad at giving directions, sadly.]

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[weaponry]

I think I might be able to find it. Anyways, class will happen here and there. I'll alert you the day before and check to make sure you're available. You need private tutoring to get you up to speed with the rest of my [ non-existent ] students.

voice

[positivelycharged]

Okay! I can do that. I'll learn really fast and then I can be with the other students! [those ones that exist somewhere!]

voice

[weaponry]

I have no doubt that you'll surpass my students in no time! If you do so well, you might even receive private lessons to spur your quick growth! [ Yes!! Florian!! You'll meet the other students... whenever she gets more.... Look on the bright side, you get a yearbook with just you in it!!! ]

voice

[positivelycharged]

I'll be the best student you ever had!! [the only student you ever had!!! he will be at the top of all the charts.]

voice

[weaponry]

I can sense the awesome potential in you already! I know you'll do exceptionally well and be the best student a kunoichi could ever receive! [ ...Because it's already happened but still. Tenten will just... make fake names for progress charts/star charts or something. This is what happens when the education system receives no money!!! Teachers have to make up students to feel better about their unemployed selves!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11111!!!! ]